Who's worse in South Africa?
SWATI An illiterate Zwane went to the bank and pointed a gun on the cashier And said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!" The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say HISTORY." Poor Zwane answered, "Don't change the subject!" ZULU Judge: "Mr Gasa, tell me exactly what you want me to do for you?" Gasa: "Your honour, I want you to help me to get rid of this woman!" Judge: "On which grounds do you wish to divorce Mrs Gasa?" Gasa: "Sir, I don't care about the grounds, it can be Ellis Park, Kings Park or the FNB stadium, the only thing I know is that I don't want this Woman. MOPEDI There was this Mopedi working in a farm One day, while busy with his Work... The farmer came to him with a pair of binoculars and said to him, "Look Through these and see how your friends are busy stealing my sheep" When looking through the binoculars, he saw his friend stealing the Sheep and he started to whisper, "Matome! Matome! Chaba, lekgoa le a go Bona"! ( THE BOSS CAN SEE YOU)
SWATI An illiterate Zwane went to the bank and pointed a gun on the cashier And said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!" The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say HISTORY." Poor Zwane answered, "Don't change the subject!" ZULU Judge: "Mr Gasa, tell me exactly what you want me to do for you?" Gasa: "Your honour, I want you to help me to get rid of this woman!" Judge: "On which grounds do you wish to divorce Mrs Gasa?" Gasa: "Sir, I don't care about the grounds, it can be Ellis Park, Kings Park or the FNB stadium, the only thing I know is that I don't want this Woman. MOPEDI There was this Mopedi working in a farm One day, while busy with his Work... The farmer came to him with a pair of binoculars and said to him, "Look Through these and see how your friends are busy stealing my sheep" When looking through the binoculars, he saw his friend stealing the Sheep and he started to whisper, "Matome! Matome! Chaba, lekgoa le a go Bona"! ( THE BOSS CAN SEE YOU)