Sportsman double
> I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for > a 51-year-old. > > In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that > she probably had a hot daughter. > > We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd > ever had a Sportsman's Double. > > "What's that?" I asked > > "It a mother and daughter threesome," she said. > > I said, "No" - excitedly. > > We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night". > I Went back to her place. > She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: > ........... > "Mum, are you still awake?!"
> I ended up with an older woman at a club last night. She looked OK for > a 51-year-old. > > In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that > she probably had a hot daughter. > > We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd > ever had a Sportsman's Double. > > "What's that?" I asked > > "It a mother and daughter threesome," she said. > > I said, "No" - excitedly. > > We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was "my lucky night". > I Went back to her place. > She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: > ........... > "Mum, are you still awake?!"