South Africa politician
"Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!" > > "E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!" > > The next day: "Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night." > > "Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back." > > "Sorry Sipho, I did already spent that money.." > > "Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow." So, Bongani brought the > > > > dead cow to Sipho the next morning. > > A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did > > with the dead cow: > > "You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 > > tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone > > the cow was dead.." > > "Yoh! And the people didn't complain?" > > "Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was > > happy!" > > > > > > Sipho is now in parliament..
"Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!" > > "E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it - you can bring it to me tomorrow!" > > The next day: "Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night." > > "Hauw.. So, ok then. Just give me my money back." > > "Sorry Sipho, I did already spent that money.." > > "Eish! So, ok then. Just bring me the dead cow." So, Bongani brought the > > > > dead cow to Sipho the next morning. > > A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did > > with the dead cow: > > "You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 > > tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone > > the cow was dead.." > > "Yoh! And the people didn't complain?" > > "Eish! Only the guy which won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was > > happy!" > > > > > > Sipho is now in parliament..