Short ones
1. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. 2. What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity 3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 kilos. 4. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. 5. What's the fas-*test*-('") way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. 7. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. 10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of Marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention Of driving. 13. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mum. 18. How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. 19. How do you know when you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends." 20. What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? Her navel. 22. Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex too. 24. What three two-letter words mean small? "Is It In?" 26. Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded > Baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. 30. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. 34. Why aren't there any Darkies on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future either.
1. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. 2. What's the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity 3. What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 kilos. 4. What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes. 5. What's the fas-*test*-('") way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. 7. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. 10. What makes men chase women they have no intention of Marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention Of driving. 13. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your Mum. 18. How do you know when you're really ugly? Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed. 19. How do you know when you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Lets just be friends." 20. What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts? Her navel. 22. Why did God create alcohol? So ugly people could have sex too. 24. What three two-letter words mean small? "Is It In?" 26. Did you hear about the Chinese couple who had a retarded > Baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong. 30. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. 34. Why aren't there any Darkies on Star Trek? Because they're not going to work in the future either.