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1. Losing all your friends >> >> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. >> He shoots his friend and kills him. >> Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." >> >> 2. Brother wanted >> A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother".... >> Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".... >> >> 3. Meaning of WIFE >> Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without >> Information Fighting Everytime'!" >> Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!" >> >> 4. Importance of a period >> Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?" >> Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, >> dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away." >> >> 5. Anger management? >> Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you >> control your anger?" >> Wife: "I clean the toilet." >> Husband: "How does that help?" >> Wife: "I use your toothbrush."
1. Losing all your friends >> >> Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed. >> He shoots his friend and kills him. >> Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends." >> >> 2. Brother wanted >> A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,"send me a brother".... >> Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER".... >> >> 3. Meaning of WIFE >> Husband asks, "Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without >> Information Fighting Everytime'!" >> Wife replies, "No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!" >> >> 4. Importance of a period >> Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?" >> Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, >> dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away." >> >> 5. Anger management? >> Husband: "When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you >> control your anger?" >> Wife: "I clean the toilet." >> Husband: "How does that help?" >> Wife: "I use your toothbrush."