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A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed that she decided to > end >>> her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the >>> docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome >>> young deck-hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He > >>> took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. We're > >>> off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on > > >>> this ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." >>> Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll > >>> keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy, OK?" >>> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a >>> fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, >>> the >> >>> sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, >>> every night he brought her three sandwiches and piece of fruit, and >>> they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a >>> routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you > doing here?" >>> the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the >> >>> sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's >>> screwing me." "He sure is, lady," the captain said. "This is the >>> Ferry making trips between Robben Island and the Waterfront!!!!
A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed that she decided to > end >>> her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the >>> docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome >>> young deck-hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He > >>> took pity on her and said, "Look, you've got a lot to live for. We're > >>> off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on > > >>> this ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." >>> Moving closer, he slipped his arm round her shoulder and added, "I'll > >>> keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy, OK?" >>> The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Maybe a >>> fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning. That night, >>> the >> >>> sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, >>> every night he brought her three sandwiches and piece of fruit, and >>> they made passionate love until dawn. Three weeks later, during a >>> routine inspection, she was discovered by the captain. "What are you > doing here?" >>> the captain asked. "I have an arrangement with one of the >> >>> sailors," she explained. "I get food and a trip to Europe, and he's >>> screwing me." "He sure is, lady," the captain said. "This is the >>> Ferry making trips between Robben Island and the Waterfront!!!!