Quick ones
Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!" Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. Chinese Adam & Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !
Liar: A man is dying of Cancer. His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?" Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!" Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant. Chinese Adam & Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !