Quick ones again
ARAB MAN An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and Sometimes you have to be Satisfied with self-service" HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? - Daughter on the cover of Cosmo. - Son on the cover of sports illustrated. - Mistress on the cover of playboy - Wife on the cover of "missing Persons" SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY Section. GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u Can tell a woman to take Off her Clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll Rather have a baby Than Have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the Chair accordingly." VIRGIN An old lady of 85 years, still a virgin was about to die. She wanted her tombstone to read: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN" The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL A 75 year old man got married to a 15 year girl. On their first night both were crying - ........... Why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything . . .
ARAB MAN An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week!! " "No, no, I mean male or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !" SERVICE Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and Sometimes you have to be Satisfied with self-service" HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? - Daughter on the cover of Cosmo. - Son on the cover of sports illustrated. - Mistress on the cover of playboy - Wife on the cover of "missing Persons" SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY Section. GOOD AMBITION Teacher: What do you want to become? Little Johnny: Doctor !! Teacher: Why? Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u Can tell a woman to take Off her Clothes and ask her husband to pay for it. DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll Rather have a baby Than Have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the Chair accordingly." VIRGIN An old lady of 85 years, still a virgin was about to die. She wanted her tombstone to read: "BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN" The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED " OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL A 75 year old man got married to a 15 year girl. On their first night both were crying - ........... Why??? Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten everything . . .