Man can be dumb
*A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was* *washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was sizable movement.* *They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, as crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.'* *The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. *The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.* *The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'*