Logic
Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ..................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ..................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ..................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ..................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ..................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ..................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ..................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ..................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ..................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ..................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ..................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ..................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ..................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ..................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ..................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ..................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ..................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ..................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ..................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........ Thats where I stop working and send E-mails
Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ..................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ..................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ..................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ..................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ..................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ..................................................................... Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. ..................................................................... One should love animals. They are so tasty. ..................................................................... Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ..................................................................... Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ..................................................................... The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise. ..................................................................... Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ..................................................................... Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ..................................................................... "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep ..................................................................... There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning ..................................................................... "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk ..................................................................... "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours ..................................................................... God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ..................................................................... The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn. ..................................................................... A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........ Thats where I stop working and send E-mails