Jabu get's smacked
Jabu walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his > teacher got worried and asked him about it. Jabu's answer was: 'Our > > house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep in the > same bed. > Every night my father asks, 'Jabu are you sleeping?' Then I say 'no'and > then he donners me and gives me a black eye.' > > So the teacher says to him, 'When your father asks again, keep dead > quiet and don't answer'. The following morning Jabu comes to school and > his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief. > > But the day after that Jabu comes back with a black eye again.' My > goodness Jabu, why the black eye again?' He tells her: 'Mam, Dad asked > me again... 'Jabu are you sleeping...and I shut up and kept dead still. > Then my father and my mother started doing, you know, mos... 'IT' on the > bed. Then my father asks my mother: > 'Are you coming?' then my mom says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming > too?' And my dad answered ... Yes'. Not wanting to get left behind, I > also answered and said 'wait for me, I'm also coming, let me just put on > my shoes! > 'THAT'S WHEN I WAS MOERED!!! '