How to tell if he's a virgin
> A very 'straight and honest' girl from Mpumalang is going to seek > work in Joburg. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice. > "Zodwa, my child, when you're in JHB and if you're looking for a > match there, you must take note of the following the requirements > I've set for you. You must find a man that is faithful, not > spendthrift and he must be a virgin'. " > > With this advise from her mother, 'Zo', as her mother affecionately > calls her, went to the 'City of Gold'. > > Some months later, she came home to her village to get her mother's > blessings to marry. > > "Mother", she said coyly, I've met my match following your > instructions. > My future husband is so faithful!!! We went out for a holiday one day, > he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier > girls around. Isn't that being faithful?" she asked expectantly". > > Her mother nodded in agreement. "Then", 'Zo continued, "since it > was getting late at night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend > decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that > in order not to spend too much,we shared one room. "See, he's not a > spendthrift, is he?" > > For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but > with a little concern. "And finally mum..., I know he is a virgin". > "How did you know he is still a virgin?" The concerned mother > asked. > > "Mmmmmmm....his 'thing' is new......still wrapped up in plastic, > mum!" > > The old lady is recovering from shock at KwaNdebele Memorial > Hospital.
> A very 'straight and honest' girl from Mpumalang is going to seek > work in Joburg. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice. > "Zodwa, my child, when you're in JHB and if you're looking for a > match there, you must take note of the following the requirements > I've set for you. You must find a man that is faithful, not > spendthrift and he must be a virgin'. " > > With this advise from her mother, 'Zo', as her mother affecionately > calls her, went to the 'City of Gold'. > > Some months later, she came home to her village to get her mother's > blessings to marry. > > "Mother", she said coyly, I've met my match following your > instructions. > My future husband is so faithful!!! We went out for a holiday one day, > he took care of me specifically even though there were so many prettier > girls around. Isn't that being faithful?" she asked expectantly". > > Her mother nodded in agreement. "Then", 'Zo continued, "since it > was getting late at night and rain was pouring, my boyfriend > decided that we stay the night at a hotel. He also suggested that > in order not to spend too much,we shared one room. "See, he's not a > spendthrift, is he?" > > For the second time her mother nodded her head in agreement, but > with a little concern. "And finally mum..., I know he is a virgin". > "How did you know he is still a virgin?" The concerned mother > asked. > > "Mmmmmmm....his 'thing' is new......still wrapped up in plastic, > mum!" > > The old lady is recovering from shock at KwaNdebele Memorial > Hospital.