Grass eaters
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when >>he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. >> >> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to >>investigate the situation. >> >> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" >> >> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE >>TO eat grass." >> >> Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my >>house and I'll feed you!" >> >> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over >>there, under that tree." >> >> Bring them along," the lawyer replied. >> >>Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." >> >>The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children >>with me!" >> >> "Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge >>limo. >> >> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and >>said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us >> >>with you." >> >>Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. >>You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when >>he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. >> >> Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to >>investigate the situation. >> >> He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" >> >> "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE >>TO eat grass." >> >> Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my >>house and I'll feed you!" >> >> "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over >>there, under that tree." >> >> Bring them along," the lawyer replied. >> >>Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." >> >>The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children >>with me!" >> >> "Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge >>limo. >> >> Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and >>said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us >> >>with you." >> >>Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. >>You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"