Finkers
> Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen > he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. > He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da > Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, "Let's hafe da finkers and I'll > see vhat I can do." > > Hans said, "I hafen't got da finkers." > "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he asked. > > "Lordy! It's 2007! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible > techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy > didn't you brink da finkers?" > > Hans responded: "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?
> Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen > he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers. > He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da > Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, "Let's hafe da finkers and I'll > see vhat I can do." > > Hans said, "I hafen't got da finkers." > "Vhat do you mean, you hafen't got da finkers?" he asked. > > "Lordy! It's 2007! Ve got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible > techniques. I could hafe put dem back on and made you like new! Vhy > didn't you brink da finkers?" > > Hans responded: "How da fock vas I suppose to pick dem up?