Ballerina
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She > raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to > all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a > lady a drink?" > > The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at > the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the > counter and bellowed; "Give the ballerina a drink!" > > The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She > turned > > to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the > same hairy armpit, and asked; "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" > > Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar > and > said: "Give the ballerina another drink!" > > The bartender approached the little drunk and said; "I say, old chap, > it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you > keep calling her the ballerina?" > > The drunk replied; "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be > a > > ballerina!"
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar. She > raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to > all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a > lady a drink?" > > The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at > the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the > counter and bellowed; "Give the ballerina a drink!" > > The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She > turned > > to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the > same hairy armpit, and asked; "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" > > Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar > and > said: "Give the ballerina another drink!" > > The bartender approached the little drunk and said; "I say, old chap, > it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you > keep calling her the ballerina?" > > The drunk replied; "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be > a > > ballerina!"