Age guess
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. She spends > $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she > stops at a news-stand to buy paper. Before leaving she asks the > > salesclerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I > > am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. > > "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes > into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. > > She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" > > Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus > home, she asks an old man the same question. > > He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was > young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires > you to let me put my hands down your panties. Then, I can tell exactly > how old you are." > > They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best > of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead". > > The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins to feel around. > > > After several minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?" He removes > his hands slowly and says, "You are 47." > > Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?" > > The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 47th birthday. She spends > $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she > stops at a news-stand to buy paper. Before leaving she asks the > > salesclerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I > > am?" > > "About 32," the clerk replies. > > "I'm actually 47," the woman says happily. A little while later she goes > into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. > > She replies, "I'd guess about 29." > > The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47!" > > Now she is feeling really good about herself. While waiting for the bus > home, she asks an old man the same question. > > He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was > young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires > you to let me put my hands down your panties. Then, I can tell exactly > how old you are." > > They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best > of the woman and she finally says, "What the hell, go ahead". > > The old man slips both hands down her panties and begins to feel around. > > > After several minutes she says, "Okay, Okay, how old am I?" He removes > his hands slowly and says, "You are 47." > > Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing. How do you know?" > > The old man replies, "I was behind you in McDonald's